All I can say is wow.

In case you didn’t know , Cleveland traded Mark DeRosa to the Cardinals for reliever Chris Perez and a player to be named later. I don’t mind the trade so much since our season is pretty much a wash and DeRosa wasn’t a long term answer for this team. So with that being said, let’s recap tonight’s game for our new stud pitcher:

2/3 innings

2 hit batters

1 wild pitch

1 walk

4 runs (all earned)

White Sox win 6-3

At least he got two people out, which is more than I could say for Rafael Perez, but come on man, even John Rocker was good for at least a couple games when we traded for him. So now we have two guys named Perez and if you added them both together, you’d still have a crappy reliever. Until further notice Chris Perez shall be known as Fausto Carmona 2.0.

I guess this means the Indians have officially thrown their hat into the Bryce Harper sweepstakes for next year’s draft.

But somehow I don’t envision that working out well for us.

-Jason F. Cocca

PS- Cleveland Browns: 2010 Super Bowl Champions. Yeah, I said it.